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Marlinning

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.
The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.
by TechDippy June 29, 2023
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Marlin

by A aint shit nigga November 15, 2019
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Marlin

Marlin also know as Coolestbitch11 on TikTok (Prolly won’t follow back) is a semi Mexican- Caucasian woman that claims to be Coolest Bitch in the world (as per TikTok handle) because she has a Corvette C8 and runs around RKOing people who disagree with her. Pretty funny, but could never be as funny as her superior Aaron.
“Hi I’m Marlin and I’m the self proclaimed coolest bitch” “Uhhh that’s cool and all lil bro but you know you’ll never touch Aaron’s aura!”
by Quantum_Physics99 May 20, 2025
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muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody September 5, 2016
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Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.
Marlin sucks
by addidabaddie February 27, 2022
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weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
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punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015
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