King Kong balls

It’s the most beautiful statue you will ever lay your sparkling orbs on. This statue is one of the great King Kong with balls like steel. One look at his massive juicy watermelon like balls and you will start watering at the mouth. Famous YouTuber Schlatt has made it his mission to buy every single ball out there. Long live the king. #fundtheballs

Ayo let’s go see king Kong balls so we can fondle the fuck out of his balls.

by Megaballfondler November 9, 2021

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

King Kong Booty

A very, VERY, large butt.

Dat girl got a King Kong Booty!

by Double75 July 21, 2016

king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick

King kong slong gave it to me last night

by Breadder'man March 17, 2017

king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

king kong finger

A Turd that looks like King Kong finger

King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !

by MandingoKingKong November 17, 2016

King Kong Crusher

The act of climbing the Empire State Biulding to defecate over the edge in a way that it will kill someone.

The man was killed by a King Kong Crusher, judging by the feces on his forehead.

by !DICKJUSTICE! May 30, 2011