trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

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fumble face

When you try to speak but it consistently comes out as gibberish.

Why don't we go to the stwon.. fryore... STORE!! Why am I so fumble faced.

by JayGee427 November 27, 2014

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Fumble-Munched

having someones shit forced into your mouth.

we really Fumble-Munched him well bad.. look at his teeth

by ben dood November 6, 2007

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When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

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Fumbled the bag

When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you don’t want to

Kyle D. “Fumbled the bag”!

by LenisLicker May 2, 2022

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Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.

Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!

by gsepfalz January 9, 2011

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