Derek

Hot as fuck and good at sex. make sure u ask him about how large is dick is

Derek could rail me

by teen wolf December 7, 2020

Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018

Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)

- Pff, i’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!

by lyneko101 December 12, 2021

Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

Derek

Always crashes his car.

Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?

by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016