Eating the cheese 

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

Eating the cheese by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

The Cheese Queen

The inventor of the cheese sandwich. The woman, Emily Miller, created this delicacy in 2001 in quaint Jackson, New Jersey. One can see her eating a wawa cheese trio, or munching on a grilled cheese. But, she is the cheese queen for the cheese kingdom with the cheese sandwich.

Random person: “what is the cheese queens wawa order?”
Random Person 2: “oh the cheese queens three? that is one everything bagel, dropped in cheese dripping sauce or mac & cheese, and a quesadilla, also dipped in cheese sauce.”

BOW DOWN TO THE CHEESE QUEEN OR ELSE!

The Cheese Queen by wheresphillip November 28, 2021

Grating the Cheese 

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

Grating the Cheese by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012

In the cheese 

In a situation where there is no easy out; usually used in a sexual sense

"Are you ok? Or are you in the cheese?"

"He was in the cheese when he was forced to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of his life."

In the cheese by Dr. Cheddar March 6, 2013

Melting The Cheese 

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

Melting The Cheese by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

Beating the cheese 

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

Beating the cheese by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Punched The Cheese 

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

Punched The Cheese by Raskevanich December 2, 2020