sac of tadpoles

Very full scrotum

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!

by elbow noodle April 30, 2014

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

Person 1: omg Elliot is such a tadpole
Person 2: yeah, he's not the smartest

by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Tadpolling

When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.

'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'

'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB

by b9311 June 29, 2014

tadpole roulette

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.

Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009

TADPOLES

~ Canadian Sperm ~

Oh Shit My Tadpoles

Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling

Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.

Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today

by rossydear2 May 29, 2022