When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011
Get the Punish the toilet mug.A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
by Kris242 October 1, 2008
Get the Took your mom to the toilet! mug.Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
Get the beat my meat on the toilet seat mug.had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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Get the talking to the toilet mug.When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
Get the Picasso'd the toilet mug.a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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