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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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the right to bear arms

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A basic human right in the US constitution. Would life really be worth living if you can't blow the brains out of every gay, muslim and black that passes our ranch? How else will gangstas cap whiteys' ass?All that's left is to restore the last important right, the right to arm bears.
70,000 Americans are shot every year. In the UK, where guns are banned, the number is around 5. Which means in the USA you are 14,000 times more likely to be shot each year. If you call that self defense, you better see someone.

The right to bear arms is written here so this can be sent to UD.
by Fat Fee July 7, 2010
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The right combination

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The right combination is when you pull up your super comfortable recliner and have a glass of scotch with a bowl of roasted almonds right next to the fire with your favorite music turned on really low. A nice soothing way to spend the after noon.
Guy: My wife started bitchin at me last night agian...

The Friend: So what did ya do?

Guy: I had The right combination and blocked the bitch out and her bull shit out along with the kids complainin until 3 A.M. It was a nice soothing way to spend my evening.

The Friend: Thats my Champ right there.
by Gun-Barrel Goose April 28, 2009
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the rigamortis

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Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.
Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.
by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017
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henry in the right

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an expression used in public or mixed company to indicate that you have a booger hanging out your right nostril - see also - judy in the left
Sheila: "Oh Tara, you have a henry in the right..."

Tara: "Thanks for letting me know. I'll take care of him."
by Bubbe September 21, 2005
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The Right to Cunt

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A saying used by a Higher official to a lower Class, to state that they have the right to be a cunt because they deserve it for doing something important for the other. Similar to 'the Right to be a Cunt' it was shortened for easy use in conversation.

e.g King to Peasant, Home owner to Tenant, Person who pays the bills to Person who doesn't, Father to Son, Employer to Employee.
All you ever do is complain, I have the right to cunt in this house.
by King of the Lord of the House December 7, 2011
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the right stuff

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When you know, you know you know.. You either get/have it or you don't. It's as simple as that BABY!
"Oh my shit man she's got the right stuff" ;) "hmm you're probably right man"
by Three Different Ones February 29, 2016
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