pop tart

dud check out the pop tart on that cow man, he's like having a chicken out of it
by yo dude March 24, 2003
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pop tart effect

n. the blissful re-discovering of one of a pair; the moment at which one realizes they have more than previously thought; also referred to as Twix effect
"That was a delicious pop tart, sure wish i had one more. oh wait, i do. pop tart effect."
by Samuel Conner May 03, 2010
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Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
by DrSwift December 07, 2011
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Chocolate Pop Tart

Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart
Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.
by Poptarthart January 22, 2012
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Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.
The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)
by Uglybuglybee September 19, 2023
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Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*
by MURDOCISGOD July 30, 2017
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pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.
WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.
by niihka March 15, 2016
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