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That night we went up to the powerlines during a pitch black night we accidentally summoned flashlight guy
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Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
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Get the flashlight in the closet mug.She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her
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Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
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