Dad

Idk he left 3 years ago for cigarettes and never came back

What the fuck is a dad?

by .your real name. February 18, 2019

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

the squirty, gross shits you get the day after a night of drinking

dave: “how was the bar last night?”

mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”

by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018

A dad

Something you don’t have

What’s a dad?

by Wolfsoul76YT October 8, 2020

dad

1. One of the homies that are pretty much like family. You can count on him and he will always have your back no matter what.

2. An original friend or homie that you have known for a while and are pretty tight with.

"What's up dad"

by darager April 29, 2011

Dad

Def. ~noun

The better parent.

The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.

Dad: Pig! Get over here!

Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!

Dad: Well don't be a pig then!

by Kidlet July 21, 2009

dad

A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.

Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!

<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!

You will never here Dave say that^

by Galleria November 10, 2008

Dad

A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.

That's my dad foo

by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009