Colonial Williamsburg

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.

Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

by JZ5727285 June 7, 2022

Dudist Colony

A gathering or event that seems to be mostly full of males. Synonym: sausage festival.

This party doesn't have any women. It's a dudist colony.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Dudist Colony

An group, event, or gathering that seems to be mostly dudes. Synonym for "sausage fest".

There are NO women at this party. It looks like a dudist colony in here.

by Janelliot June 23, 2022

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016

Pirates and Colonials

The best game EVER - made by AZA on BYOND

Ask anyone you want.

by Aaron November 29, 2003