in the book

An archaic phrase once used to signify public listings of a person's name, address and phone number in a phonebook.

1. If you need to reach me, I'm in the book.

2. I tried looking you up in the book, but you're unlisted.

by Nickadoo December 11, 2018

The Brooklyn Latin School

the best school in New York, the teachers dont even teach the let the students teach each other! and then you even get to speak a dead language! This is the hardest school in all of new york to get into because it only holds 500 students at capacity!!!!They also recieve lots of funding from the original school so if you make it into that school you go to Rome,Italy ,Spain and more. Mr.Griffiths is the head master at the school and he even lets you make new clubs every day!and even the neighborhood girls and guys are sexy and when you go out for lunch(yeah i know half of u out there cant even do that) you can holla at them!

Jimmy:MOM MOM MOM I DID IT I GOT INTO THE BROOKLYN LATIN SCHOOL!
Mother: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DUDE?!?!THAT FUCKING ROCKS ESPECIALLY WITH THAT SMEXXI HEAD MASTER

Jimmy:MOM GROSS!
Mother:Deal with it bitch!
Jimmy:at least there are some sexy girls in the neighborhood!

by GatsuGatenso July 7, 2009

queen of the damned the book

A great book much different and more complex from that hack job movie.

Lestat did not feed on innocent groupies in the book Queen of the Damned the book. Stuart Townsend's hack job Lestat did, however.

by traveling bob August 14, 2006

and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.

It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...

I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

by Red Dog Leader May 14, 2010

The Brooklyn Latin School

A lame school with lame rules. Many of the cool teachers left and the school is now left with dry teachers that have a swag level of 0

If you are a boy, you cannot be seen holding hands, kissing, or hanging out with a girl and vise versa

IB is also a new thing that makes the school pretentious. IB is a useless course that amounts to the same as AP except harder and with more useless work.

Advisory aka free period is also sometimes replaced with declamation or approbation that no one pays attention to and no one really cares about

Latin is also another useless course that you are required to take on top of English and Math. It is considered the most useless course because you learn no life skills and there is no summer school so if you fail, you repeat the year.

Jimmy: hey Bob where did you get accepted to?
Bob: The Brooklyn Latin School
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAME SCHOOL? good luck with your dry and swaggerless life.

by Kanye West's brotha June 10, 2011

The Brooklyn Fade

The stupid haircut that all the dumb white kids get down at the jersey shore. It involves some sort of shaving back the hairline and spiking the rest ala sonic the hedgehog. Then they talk, walk, and act like they are African Amercian.

Look at that stupid gino with the Brooklyn Fade

by Marcos April 15, 2004

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010