The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

mark her with the eye of the beast

after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."

dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

A form of gothic metal involving angelic female vocals and growled male vocals.

Tristania and Theatre of Tragedy are classics in the Beauty and the Beast genre.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

Nature of the beast

A term used to describe or excuse the fact you're getting fucked in the ass and there's nothing you can do a about it.

Guy getting fucked:"What the fuck do you mean I have to work tonight, I haven't even gotten relieved yet?!"
Guy fucking you: "Well that's the nature of the beast."

by Lubrication&relaxation November 2, 2015

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004