Chef's Basket

When a man has a lady gape her asshole, fills her colon with whipped cream, and dunks his testes inside.

I whipped up a chef's basket before with my lady. It provided a nice mocha-colored moisturizer for my balls.

by RealGM OTB March 17, 2011

biscuit in the basket

Putting a ball/puck in the goal to score

Max couldn't put the biscuit in the basket against Forest Lake

by aljfdafjioejfe October 18, 2016

nigger basket

Any correctional facility.

Get me out of this goddamn nigger basket.
Why is Hitler in this nigger basket.
What is a cracker doing in this nigger basket.

Black Person: "Where am I going?"
Police officer: "To the nigger basket."

by Fried Chicken Lover April 16, 2008

basket watcher

looking at a male's crotch through his pants and judging its size.

josh: "what are you looking at?"
Steve: "nothing"
josh: "no, you were checking out his junk, you basket watcher"

by Joshy D June 2, 2007

bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

by H47 January 16, 2009

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

feaster basket

a easter basket filled with fetuses

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007