by edub February 09, 2005
When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022
I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Neat Inc is many things it is 1leonowicjus and it is a company made by 1leonowicjus
Neat Inc is a rich sandbox gaming company only allowing pros
Neat Inc is a rich sandbox gaming company only allowing pros
by 1leonowicjus YT November 25, 2020
by BigraffaD February 08, 2024
That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019