Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.
Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.
by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008
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Jewish Slug

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.
by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014
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Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
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jewish excellence

An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.
Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence
by SloppTopp March 1, 2019
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Jewish bambino

a Jewish child escaping the German's in the 1940s by going to Italy and pretending to be a Jewish boy/ girl
AaAA mama Mia pizza pie, its a Jewish bambino. turn him in
by Moronic monkey December 12, 2019
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Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"
Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her
by Ben Dover May 11, 2014
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