Thants

From the BBC Television series "Look Around You"

Thanks, ants. Thants.

by speedwell81 April 16, 2005

Thanos

A big purple nigga that kills most of the Avengers

Dude did u see infinity war. My boy Thanos killed all them sorry ass heroes

by Idontfeelsogud12345 June 4, 2018

thanks for publishing

i wanted to thank the person for publishing this, shout out to you bruh

thanks for publishing this definition of pure nothing

by BlueStripes March 14, 2019

Thanosanshaggy

The amalgamation of Thanos, Shaggy (While over 9000), and Sans while default dancing.

Thanos: At long last I have all of the infinity stones!
Shaggy: Like let's fuse dude!
Sans:

Thanosanshaggy: *destroys half the universe but spares millennials

by Shrek the donkey March 16, 2020

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Thanks To The Economy

Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for going on a spending splurge and buying things at their lowest prices ever.
2. suggest a sarcastic tone of frustration with work (cut in hours, cut in pay, cut in benefits, downsizing, laid off).
3. add to the delusional lie that the economy is getting better because of being fixated on greed and material possessions.
4. express serious concern for not having enough to live on.

For those still in denial that THE ECONOMY HAS ALREADY CRASHED AND IS JUST BEING PUMPED FULL OF MONEY TO KEEP IT AFLOAT, see: when the economy picks up

1. Look at all the stuff I bought at dirt cheap prices, thanks to the economy.
2. Thanks to the economy, my full-time job is giving me part-time hours, we lost ten employees, and no more company picnics.
3. Thanks to the economy, we have money and nice things we can buy.
4. Our grocery limit each week is only twenty dollars, thanks to the economy.

by Selective January 21, 2011

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011