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comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers
by Tea Neil January 26, 2013
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mattress tester

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
by dickmagee November 19, 2014
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The skill tester

Start off with a traditional Eiffel Tower where F is giving M1 sweet felacio whilst M2 is railing her from behind. M3 is then hoisted, face down, above M1 and M2's shoulders. M3 is then lowered into the toy spot for the ultimate TP experience.
Josh C and Josh S had just high-fived after casual Eiffel Tower sex when they noticed Max alone by himself in the corner. We asked him to join to which he eagerly agreed. The Josh's hoisted him into position and lowered the crane into the toy spot, completing the Skill Tester.
by Sebbdawgydogggg October 13, 2018
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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.
Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.
by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017
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besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.
Besties with testes is a great non profit!
by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016
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one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)
One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(
by GangstaE April 24, 2003
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