tequila sunrise 

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.

I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.

tequila sunrise by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

tequila drunk by ted December 26, 2004

tequila diarrhea 

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

tequila diarrhea by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

Tequila Twat 

The act of not cumming even after an hour of chewing the tulip chowder. That is Tequila Twat.

Just like a man gets Whiskey Dick after a long night of throwing the drinks down. A chick gets Tequila twat after a couple of shots. Even though the dude gets lock jaw from going south of the border she is unable to reach volcanic proportions!

Tequila Twat by Denise & Albert February 23, 2009

tequila sunrise 

Awesome cocktail, once you had it you won't ask for anything else!!
It's called Sunrise because of the way it looks, red/orange/yellow like the sky looks every morning when the sun comes up.
Also the name of a hawt movie that was released in 1988.

How to make a Tequila Sunrise:
1. Poor Tequila and Orange Juice in a longdrinkglass
2. Add 3 icecubes
3. Stir for a few seconds
4. Add a little bit of grenadine in the middle of the glass
5. Put a slice of lemon on the edge of the glass
And there you have it: TEQUILA SUNRISE!!!

tequila sunrise by SyntaxE July 10, 2006

Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night

Tequila Slammer by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008

Tequila Alligator 

The hangover that one has after having a big night involving the consumption of numerous tequila based beverages is referred to as being chased by the tequila alligator. Tequila is well renowned for giving its drinkers fierce hangovers and so the discomfort associated with a hangover from drinking tequila is comparable to getting mauled by an alligator.

Pedro: "Hey man, how are you feeling after last night?"
Sanchez: "Pretty rough, I can feel the tequila alligator chasing me"

Tequila Alligator by psco4963 May 7, 2011