Being a complete jackass from the funny named city of Tallahassee. Apparently the city is full of them
I found out lee ann was from Tallahassee. Absolutely makes sense. She's a Jackieasse from Tallahassee
by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023
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People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.
by Lilmeat69420 August 24, 2018
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Get the tallah mug.When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.
by Bigbdub May 17, 2010
Get the Tallahassee Pirate Patch mug.Urination between a female's breasts, followed by defecation (preferably in log form), which creates a log flume effect.
Last night, Nels gave that bitch a Tallahassee log flume that floated all the way down to her umbilicus.
by Pat2 October 2, 2007
Get the Tallahassee log flume mug.A sex act wherein while having intercourse from behind, the guy reaches forward and uses his index finger to "hook" the girl in mouth.
In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.
In many cases, this causes the girl to squirm and flop much like a fish out of water.
I don't like to wake up early to go fishing. So, last night I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Trout Fisherman instead.
by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
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I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.
by jbm321 March 22, 2012
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