tardout

to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.

don't tardout over this man. its not a big deal.

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Tarot Hoe

One addicted to that good, good Tarot. Digging up all the Tarot dirt on you. Willing to do some sketchy acts for a Tarot deck. Talks dirty with the Tarot. Will split open a new deck, just like a pair of legz. Down for some shady Tarot spreads. Addicted to the Tarot and all things Tarot related. Always down for Tarot and chill.

She was a true Tarot Hoe, the way she spread her fingers over the cards. Eyeing each card up and down, ready to dissect every question you breathed her way. If I had to guess, I would say this Tarot Hoe is a bit deck obsessed.

by Forever Wild Tarot May 13, 2019

tarosh

Tarosh is a lady's man. He is an intellect. He is the man. His penis is not to be heralded to the average human. His person is so charming that a woman would vacuum in his penis at the moment's notice. Tarosh is the bombe.

dang I wanna fuck that Tarosh!!

by alittleboat69 March 17, 2021

Don-Tardo

To do, look, or say something retarded.

That kid in the short school bus must be don-tardo.

by Bill Hendrick September 14, 2006

Fuck Taro

A fortune-telling game using cards that offers advice or prophecy concerning a person's sex life.

"That is the weirdest fortune-teller I've ever been to. She just kept saying the Fuck Taro cards were not in my favor."
"Well, you are an unnatractive asshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense."

by Spork_damage May 6, 2007

tardo

A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.

Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.

Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.

by k rico October 26, 2005

Tamson

A Fantstic BFF, and an awesome Wii Hula-Hooper!

I'll go Hang with Tamson Anyday!

by P. aka P. February 3, 2010