The Table

The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

by KN69 September 10, 2009

table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

tangleline

adjective describing a situation in which things don't turn out quite right. Or a bitch that's triflin'.

This shit's tangleline. Damn that tangleline bitch.

by Doobius September 28, 2003

tangle fairies

those darn fairies that tangle wires of electrical appliances (particularly headfones and games console controllers)

Those damn tangle fairies got my MP3 too!!!

by jonny g7 March 23, 2007

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

Tangled

Fucking, having sex not to be confused with simply ’hooking up’

Going all the way

Max and Margret tangled every night and she inevitably got pregnant

by Braidmaster November 21, 2019