An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
by DDMacintOSH July 04, 2020
A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.
Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
by Airship March 23, 2020
Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
by rossydear2 May 30, 2022
by Mooshifaise September 01, 2009
A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.
Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019
20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
by christophorus August 04, 2011