dinosaur tadpole

big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you

he is a dinosaur tadpole

by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023

TADPOLES

~ Canadian Sperm ~

Oh Shit My Tadpoles

Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling

Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.

Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today

by rossydear2 May 29, 2022

tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans

Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?

by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021

sac of tadpoles

Very full scrotum

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!

by elbow noodle April 30, 2014

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

Person 1: omg Elliot is such a tadpole
Person 2: yeah, he's not the smartest

by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

tadpole roulette

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.

Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016