Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

Person 1: omg Elliot is such a tadpole
Person 2: yeah, he's not the smartest

by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020

tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans

Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?

by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021

sac of tadpoles

Very full scrotum

My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!

by elbow noodle April 30, 2014

Tadpolling

When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.

'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'

'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB

by b9311 June 29, 2014

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

by Singletini September 11, 2009

Tadpole

A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.

Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."

by Airship March 23, 2020