technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.
Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.
by cgoodric August 13, 2012
mugGet the technical lobotomymug.
Used before mentioning something you know you should say in a formal way, but choose not to.
If big tech CEOs actually want to make their products more useful and enjoyable, they need to - and this is the technical term - get their shit together.
by Keeper of 2s June 17, 2023
mugGet the And this is the technical termmug.

Technical Guruji

A guy who flaunts his wealth for making other people jealous and showing they are low standard.
Manish- I own the flagship iPhone 12 pro max. You can't even dream to buy it.
Deefak- Stop speaking like technical guruji
by Papa_ji_ August 3, 2021
mugGet the Technical Gurujimug.

Technical Dragonplays

A Pro Gaming Content Creator Who Makes Gameplay Videos On YouTube. His Goal Is To Complete 10k Subscribers.
Technical Dragonplays Is A Pro Gamer.
mugGet the Technical Dragonplaysmug.

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing June 10, 2011
mugGet the technical testosteronemug.

Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.
> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso
by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021
mugGet the Technical Masochismmug.

technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity
My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting
by Swanno December 20, 2013
mugGet the technical malfunctionmug.

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