by The Wise Whan January 20, 2009
Get the Sylvyr mug.A depressing suburb of Toledo. It is full of shallow residents who's smug can be smelled in the air from 40 miles away. Once you've met a Sylvania resident, you've met pretty much all of them. There is no structured activity outside of sports related functions and binge drinking. It's school systems are beyond disfunctional. The only thing their schools praise is sports, because there is nothing else worth speaking of. The residents claim it is a diverse culture but most everyone sticks with one small social group among their own ideals and beliefs. There is an immense drug problem. Shady hoodlums can be seen walking the streets at all times of the day. I don't recommend starting a family here, unless you send your children to a private school.
by Wesley Doodle July 31, 2011
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A young(but ready) girl who is incredibly timid yet has a stentorian voice. She could sing with the power of a thousand castrati. She is beautiful yet denies it whenever someone compliments her, and she is a sucker for Biology jokes. She has several renditions and series of her new best selling book "Lambda" which she wrote while passing her compsci class with flying colors. Whilst on the topic of colors, her hair resembles nothing but the finest period blood of all of greece, harvested by aphrodite herself. She is picky about brown kids especially ones who are super ghetto and cannot speak in proper english. also is a little shit that cant recognize people god damn her eyesight is shit
"Did you see that girl over there she just completely ignored that hot brown guy, wow!"
"ugh not another <i> Sylvia </i>"
"ugh not another <i> Sylvia </i>"
by nigganigganigganig193129031231 September 21, 2013
Get the Sylvia mug.Generally presumed to be a lady, but don't be fooled by her feminine exterior. Underneath lies the heart of a wolf but she'll have body hair to match.
Prefers gingers, but if she hasn't scored by 3am, any man without a soul had better run or be mauled.
Loud and witty, with hilarious one liners, this girl will do just about anything for rum.
Can usually be found on the dance floor, but do not challenge her to a shot drinking competition, you will not win.
The queen of the girl racers.
Not shy about using garden tools in the bedroom.
Prefers gingers, but if she hasn't scored by 3am, any man without a soul had better run or be mauled.
Loud and witty, with hilarious one liners, this girl will do just about anything for rum.
Can usually be found on the dance floor, but do not challenge her to a shot drinking competition, you will not win.
The queen of the girl racers.
Not shy about using garden tools in the bedroom.
by Saturnfly January 18, 2012
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Get the Sylvia mug.A Sylvia is someone who is very trust worthy. They are someone who you can vent to and talk to easily. Sylvia's are very pretty/handsome 10/10 if you meet one keep them safe. They are good with school and are welcome to help others. A lot of people simp for them but they are loyal to there partner if they don't have a partner go make them yours.
by Hot_dawg123 December 6, 2021
Get the Sylvia mug.A Sylvia Burke is the most incredible, stunning, loyal and funny person you will ever meet. Every time you talk to or even see a Sylvia Burke you will smile the biggest smile and she will brighten up your day. A Sylvia Burke will always support you and love you unconditionally. If she trusts you, a Sylvia Burke will open up and shine bright and you will see her true beautiful personality. Everyone loves a Sylvia Burke even if she doesn't see it herself.
"Hey look at that girl over there. She is the most beautiful person I've ever seen and she looks very kind and funny"
"Oh that must be Sylvia Burke"
"Oh that must be Sylvia Burke"
by somsoms December 24, 2021
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