Swedish cock

A big sexy hard dick

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...

by Jewkhok May 11, 2018

Swediboo

Individuals obsessed with viking culture, but do not follow it's faith.

A subset of weebs.

James is such a swediboo. Although he's no heathen.

by Jarl Jones August 7, 2020

Swedgers

a pseudonym for ecstasy tablets

Yo G Muff got any swedgers?

by Marshall Law November 12, 2004

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015

Sweder

Sweder means when you have no bitches.
A Sweder has many friends with benefits but cannot have a long-lasting relationship.
A Sweder is by definition gay.

Not to be confused with Sweden, a country in Europe.
Most Sweders originate from Sweden.

He is a Sweder, he has no bitches and he is gay.
Oh sorry, I am a Sweder, but I have medication for it!
I have been Diagnosed with Sweder, and I have become Suicidal because of it!
He is friends with a Sweder, they fuck a lot.

by BroodjeXL May 12, 2022

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted

We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan

by soouWoo April 8, 2009