Jason Sanders

The best NFL kicker. (And the goat)

Falcons Fan: Younghoe Koo is the best kicker!

Dolphins Fan: No you are wrong Jason Sanders is the best kicker!

by JasonSandersBiggestFan March 31, 2021

El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.

by AntiGop March 3, 2021

Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

Slanderella

(n) A slanderous person, or one given to lying, but who portrays themselves as being a paragon of truth.

Tony seems like a nice guy but makes up too much stuff: he's a total Slanderella.

by botello September 11, 2011

Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM

-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS

by Film Time August 21, 2016