Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

swaggle

a term used for giving or recieving oral sex....

" so, i totally swaggled my boyfriend in the back of the movie theater last night"
or
"i got so drunk and let this guy swaggle me"

by Cow March 2, 2005

snaggable

something that is available for the taking

This past Saturday I went to the circus and saw an unusual lady with a beastly, hairy chest. Fred and I were suprised to find out that she was "most snaggable".

by gkuff November 1, 2006

swaggle

A flock of swans. Such as a gaggle but with swans.

The man was rowing alone with no one but a swaggle beside him.

by Rocky Rutkoski November 1, 2010

Swaggle

To be insanely and highly cool and hot with no particular effort.
Otherwise known as Tray Wilsons.

Tray is very swaggle.

by TotallySwaggleGrapeFace November 2, 2015

Swaggle

A collective noun referring to a group of hipstas or swag-fags. Can also be applied to twelvies.

The swaggle of hipstas adjusted their snapbacks and straightened their obey tees, preparing for a day full of pretentiousness.

by be83active August 31, 2013

Swaggalicious

The coolest goth girl you’ll ever meet. She’s perfect in every single way

Guy 1: did you see that girl? She’s swaggalicious!!

Guy 2: I’ve never met a girl more swaggalicious

by poopstainsniffer December 7, 2020