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crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
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rack-opinion steering

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.
Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
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slam the steering wheel

Derived from the Indonesian idiom "banting setir," this slang term means to change one's profession or career. Often used when someone decides to pivot dramatically in their work life, embracing a new path or direction.
After years in finance, Jake decided to slam the steering wheel and pursue his passion for filmmaking.
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2017
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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"
Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2017
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