strumpy-humpy

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.

Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.

by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

strump

To drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. Generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle passes several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.

Yo, I was strumpin' up and down I-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that scunt's crib.

by DangerMouse83 February 28, 2007

strumpet

whore

that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Strumpet

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

Cabbage stumps

An old phrase referring to the legs

My cabbage stumps are sore.
Put some trolleyags on those cabbage stumps!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

Strumpf

A butch lesbian,

derived from the Strumpf typeface in which its letters and numbers resemble various organs of the body or jewelry like bullrings when used alone or with other strumpf letters, symbols or numbers.

Strumpf is easily identified by being chunky, and using a lot of circular or eliptical shapes.

Look at that over there, she looks like a strumpf.

I reckon that girl over there is a strumpf.

She looks like a strumpf bitch

by franco dafont August 11, 2010

Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016