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Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)
by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009
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Stroke my Bat 32

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.
Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.
by Roseboy August 9, 2021
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top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.
The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.
by darcturus June 4, 2007
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Tail Stroker

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.
Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?
by Hempy da stroker March 23, 2019
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Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006
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Stroke

The action of rubbing hardly a lubricated penis head with your hand in order to make the man cum.
When doing a stroke, if you handle the ball sack firmly with one hand and the penis head with another, the ejaculation will come faster and stronger
by Willhelmina Plowes July 14, 2018
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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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