by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003
Get the kidney strokermug. Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019
Get the Captain Cock Strokermug. This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
Get the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Strokermug. A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019
Get the Mute Strokermug. The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in his university's library in the area with the most foot traffic whilst having Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 9, 2025
Get the Sunway Strokermug. 
A term coined by David Aldridge during a basketball game to describe a shooter than can stroke a basketball shot from deep range.
by Derek Moriarta November 28, 2023
Get the Super Strokermug.