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stool pusher

n. A man, either homosexual or heterosexual who practices anal sex.
Dan the stool pusher had sex with a hooker last night.
by Jacriopkey December 23, 2008
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stool stealer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus
John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
by Kallum October 23, 2007
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Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.
by craigb January 18, 2008
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Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013
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Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.
I held her down and plunged out her stool station.
by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022
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Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.
Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!
by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003
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Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.
Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!
by the Advantaged December 9, 2008
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