by Richard Pickle August 5, 2021
Get the Stolen Base mug.Solon, Ohio is a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. It is full of culture and has many intersecting ideas. AKA "land of the rich and home of the gay"
Solon's claim to fame is it's schools, lets take a look at each one of it's schools!
Solon High School - In the words of a real life student, "If you had to describe SHS in four words, it would be, cold classrooms, hot classrooms, slow walkers, and PDA."
Solon Middle School - People say that middle schoolers are bad, but some SMS students are on a whole other level. The 7th graders are crackheads, and the 8th graders are the same but bigger. The literacy teachers are bad.
Orchard Middle School - Worst school, worse than SMS, especially the leadership.
Parkside - Best School Ever (especially Mr. Connor)
Roxbury - OK. But a wierd building, its rectangular and its old.
Lewis - Barely in solon. Its on the outskirts. Near a church ig.
Solon's student base consists of nice elementary school kids, academic tryhards, or entitled rich kids.
Solon also has some good resteraunts:
- Rusty Bucket (5/5)
- 56 Kitchen (5/5)
- Dominoes (1/5) (the owners are pedophiles)
- Geonenos Pizza (5/5) (best pizza)
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Solon's claim to fame is it's schools, lets take a look at each one of it's schools!
Solon High School - In the words of a real life student, "If you had to describe SHS in four words, it would be, cold classrooms, hot classrooms, slow walkers, and PDA."
Solon Middle School - People say that middle schoolers are bad, but some SMS students are on a whole other level. The 7th graders are crackheads, and the 8th graders are the same but bigger. The literacy teachers are bad.
Orchard Middle School - Worst school, worse than SMS, especially the leadership.
Parkside - Best School Ever (especially Mr. Connor)
Roxbury - OK. But a wierd building, its rectangular and its old.
Lewis - Barely in solon. Its on the outskirts. Near a church ig.
Solon's student base consists of nice elementary school kids, academic tryhards, or entitled rich kids.
Solon also has some good resteraunts:
- Rusty Bucket (5/5)
- 56 Kitchen (5/5)
- Dominoes (1/5) (the owners are pedophiles)
- Geonenos Pizza (5/5) (best pizza)
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Get the Stolen mug.Taylor Swift albums and songs released under Big Machine Records ("Taylor Swift", "Fearless", "Speak Now", "Red", "1989", "Reputation") are sometimes called "Stolen Version" albums because of Scooter Braun basically "stealing" the albums by purchasing BIg Machine, which made him the owner of masters, music videos and artworks copyrighted by them.
John: hey, what you listening to?
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version
and
John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version
and
John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.
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“Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
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