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Solon, Ohio is a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. It is full of culture and has many intersecting ideas. AKA "land of the rich and home of the gay"
Solon's claim to fame is it's schools, lets take a look at each one of it's schools!
Solon High School - In the words of a real life student, "If you had to describe SHS in four words, it would be, cold classrooms, hot classrooms, slow walkers, and PDA."
Solon Middle School - People say that middle schoolers are bad, but some SMS students are on a whole other level. The 7th graders are crackheads, and the 8th graders are the same but bigger. The literacy teachers are bad.
Orchard Middle School - Worst school, worse than SMS, especially the leadership.
Parkside - Best School Ever (especially Mr. Connor)
Roxbury - OK. But a wierd building, its rectangular and its old.
Lewis - Barely in solon. Its on the outskirts. Near a church ig.
Solon's student base consists of nice elementary school kids, academic tryhards, or entitled rich kids.
Solon also has some good resteraunts:
- Rusty Bucket (5/5)
- 56 Kitchen (5/5)
- Dominoes (1/5) (the owners are pedophiles)
- Geonenos Pizza (5/5) (best pizza)
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Solon's claim to fame is it's schools, lets take a look at each one of it's schools!
Solon High School - In the words of a real life student, "If you had to describe SHS in four words, it would be, cold classrooms, hot classrooms, slow walkers, and PDA."
Solon Middle School - People say that middle schoolers are bad, but some SMS students are on a whole other level. The 7th graders are crackheads, and the 8th graders are the same but bigger. The literacy teachers are bad.
Orchard Middle School - Worst school, worse than SMS, especially the leadership.
Parkside - Best School Ever (especially Mr. Connor)
Roxbury - OK. But a wierd building, its rectangular and its old.
Lewis - Barely in solon. Its on the outskirts. Near a church ig.
Solon's student base consists of nice elementary school kids, academic tryhards, or entitled rich kids.
Solon also has some good resteraunts:
- Rusty Bucket (5/5)
- 56 Kitchen (5/5)
- Dominoes (1/5) (the owners are pedophiles)
- Geonenos Pizza (5/5) (best pizza)
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
by cheezitsman March 14, 2022