Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012

Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

Shipleyness

#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍

Feeling some wonderful shipleyness

by Tesiwez August 24, 2017

STILET

Someone who disrupts a chain of events with personal drama to focus the attention on themselves.

Yo, Kendra just left the chat. No warning or nothing. She's such a stilet.

by Felonious Monkey May 31, 2020

Stiles Stilinski

Don't go any further unless you want to get emotionally attached to the most amazing abominable snowman ever

an abominable snowman. but it's more of a wintertime thing, you know seasonal, is one of Stiles best quotes in my opinion, he is the hottest human alive and everyone must worship him. Stiles is one of the best teen wolf characters

The real name of Stiles Stilinski, one of the main characters on MTV’s Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf: Search for a Cure. He is portrayed by Dylan O'Brien.

by Stiles_Stilinski_lover January 25, 2021

stilessexual

Being attracted to Stiles Stilinski from the show Teen Wolf.

I’m stilessexual and I am in love with him.

by Dracos.wife.20 June 22, 2021

maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014