Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".

Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!

by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010

shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.

Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."

by adirondak April 14, 2012

mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

paddle shifters

Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.

Kristen said she would chop me because she has paddle shifters.

by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017

sheep shifter

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.

"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005