Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

by Reggie Bushes January 23, 2008

Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005

Steamed

The act of spamming your Twitter with Kanye quotes, and #Steamed after every sentence. Bonus points to those who favorite their own tweets.

Mate, he steamed the hell out of me last night. Did you know Kanye favorites his own tweets?

by WhiteyDoBow April 26, 2015

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

Steamed Crab

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.

"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"

by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

Cleveland Steamed Hams

Your butt after a cleveland steamer

After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams

by lolmaster444 June 14, 2021

Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.

{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008