Steamed Vegetables

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

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Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

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Ball Steamer

When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional

I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.

by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021

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launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

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A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.

I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.

by Caprica Six June 8, 2021