starter wife

A man's first wife that (usually) marries out of love and helps him achieve wealth, power, etc., but is then promptly discarded upon reaching said goal for a younger more attractive woman. Can sometimes result in the starter wife getting half.

As soon as he made his first million, Donald left his starter wife for a young Slavic model named Melania, which cost him half.

by C Myers June 17, 2007

STARTICLES

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

by crogue October 14, 2011

Luge start

Verb - The act of tuna scooping 2 females simultaneously. Hands are faced down in a "luge starting" motion followed by a vaginal scoop. This is known as the female version of ski poles.

Melissa knows that she is the best when it comes to the luge start.

by Brown Team July 30, 2011

I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009

Sarthak

The name given to the coolest, most intelligent, exceptionally talented (and also cute) dudes, having unmatched leadership skills.

Can also be considered as a title recognising those qualities.

Person 1: Sarthak is going to lead team A in this contest.
Person 2: Oh damn. They are SO gonna win.

by dude1989 October 12, 2010

you starting?

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"

Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005