Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
by Igodless July 18, 2024

Last night I squirtled her
by anonymous March 1, 2021

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023

squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.
by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024

by RescueRick November 14, 2022

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
by Bo bell June 7, 2021
