squirrels

The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.

by Wayne Cambell December 20, 2006

Squirrels

A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"

"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."

by neomaya October 10, 2009

Squirrelling

The act of stuffing both of a guy's nuts in your mouth while going down on him.

I like squirrelling a guy so that my cheeks puff out and I can't talk.

by ChippendaleSquirrel August 19, 2009

SQUIRREL!

A random word that is shouted during intense conversation.

(From the movie Up)

So today, SQUIRREL! i ate some chips.

by s.rose January 01, 2010

squirrel

A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.

"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.

by The Rabbits Haberdasher/TKnox October 02, 2013

Squirrel

Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".

Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.

by kozmatic January 28, 2011

squirrel

to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.

Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.

by bgolfermoney December 18, 2009