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squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.
Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty
by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005
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squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.
I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.
by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009
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a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.
After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.
by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 11, 2006
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Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.
"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."
by jess and jen January 27, 2010
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squibbling

siblings squabbling
stop squibbling you two, brothers are supposed to be friends
by Blueteddy September 9, 2011
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a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.
After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.
by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 17, 2008
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Squirting

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.
Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.
by Gz-TeRRoR January 5, 2008
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