squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2015

squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

by robot September 14, 2005

squidaud

A group of people you hang out with. Another word for squad.

Flipmode is the squidaud!

by Luke SkyJacker April 17, 2003

shit squiggles

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

squiggly diggly

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.

Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!

by getoffmyblanket September 25, 2017

squigger

a squirrel with what is considered "nigger-type" qualities;
a black squirrel;
a squirrel with ghetto-like tendencies;

can also be used as an insult

"OMG LOOK KATE A SQUIGGER"

"You're a Squigger"

"That Squirrel is black!"
"Yeah, it's a Squigger"

by Kevly812 August 31, 2011