Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019

butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

squeedle

something that makes you nauseous.

Marti and Sabi get squeedle when they see people fart.

by marti May 17, 2004

dill-squeege

A person sharing traits of both a dildo and a squeege.

"Dorian is a real fuckin' dill-squeege..."

by K_Slack December 5, 2003

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010