goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

SquashDick

When ur girls says “ooh daddy more squashdick!”

“Ooh daddy more squashdick!”

by Willllly November 26, 2018