squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

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Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

by Zanninu April 16, 2024

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Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018

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The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.

Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?

by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021

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Squatch

When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.

High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?

by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021

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